If I Told You I'd Have To Kiss You Cap

He's only gone and done it again.

Pastel Mint Green.
Embroidered Red Writing.
Absolutely Lovely.

If you thought the last hat made you look old, you ain't seen nothing yet.

you might want to put a nappy on first.
because you'll be immediately shitting yourself.
that's how senile you are.

the curse is irreversible by the way, sorry lol